Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Stupid Kid Stuff and Stupid Adult As Well

Saw a cool “It Happened THEN” from NOAA's website, the great Cold Friday of 1810 that happened on this day. A cold front, a mean one, had come through and froze a bunch of people who weren't prepared for it. 

 

 

 

The coldest “cold” I've ever experienced was back woods Maine in the Carrabassett valley by Mt Sugarloaf. We all had joined up on one of those weekend bus skiing trips, my first one and it was a chance to party and try my luck on a pair of skis.


At the time then, my winter coat was a Navy Pea coat. It was 100% wool and fairly warm and cool looking...for Southern New England. Down here, you don't often get negative numbers on the thermometer and if you do, there's always a place to go inside within minutes.


So the bus makes it to the codos by Sugarloaf around 11PM, we all pile out as sitting in it for five hours was long enough. As we stretch, one of the local teens who works the ski resort starts to unload the suitcases and equipment from the side bottom of the bus into a nice pile.


As I stood there, waiting for him to grab my bag out, I noticed how different the air smelled, waaaay to antiseptic. There was that typical “clean” winter air smell but it was different to me this time. In a few more minutes more, I noticed I was shivering.


I turned to Tom, the guy I was working with at Equity Concepts, a mortgage company and said,

Tom....I'm fucking freezin!” I was starting to shake even more now...and there was no wind at all, just perfectly still air. I was shocked at how quick it had happened.


The teen unloading the bus hears me, looks up and says, “Welcome to Maine!”


By the next morning, it had warmed up and not as cold. I was more worried about the gashes on my forehead from falling down so much as it was the first time I skied in my life. The guy they have at the bottom of the slope, managing the chair lift, looked like Wilfred Brimley with a pair of binoculars they used on the Apollo missions around his neck. When I trudged up to the chair lift, bleeding, he gives some advice.


I was watching you come down, when you fall, don't fall forward on your face...fall backwards”


Thanks! It's a bit late now. I didn't know you could control a fall as you slide down a mountain. I had fallen 33 times, I know, I counted.


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Another time I played with hypothermia was when I was about 12. Since we were city kids we hung out at a strip mall not too far from our houses. That day in December, Jim and I were riding our bikes in and out of the parked cars, just being kids who were good at that sort of thing and never did get run over by the other traffic.


It was cold but nothing I couldn't handle, so I thought. I had on those old corduroy winter jackets, now looking back on it, they did very little to keep you warm anyways and I wore no gloves. It was a overcast winter afternoon and not unlike a lot of others I knew.


After a couple of hours out there, annoying the drivers in the parking lot, I felt the insides of my wrists starting to sting. Well, that's not new, I've felt that before. Just ignore it. I wasn't about to go home because “I was cold” and seem like a big pussy to the other 12 year olds there.


That sting got worse..and worse. I put my hands inside of my armpits inside the jacket but that required unzipping it to do so, so I got cold further overall. I did that back and forth as long as I could stand having my jacket open a bit.


Then a glorious moment came...the sting went away! Wow, that's cool! We probably stayed there another 30 minutes and then broke up to go home.


I get in and take off the jacket and for some reason I notice the insides of my wrists. The skin is grey...and I mean GREY. Dead skin grey. My Mom notices me looking at it and comes over and sees it too, then feels it.


Get that under cold water! Now!” she yells


I do that and that sting came right back except it felt like molten lead. After a while, the blood found it's way back in and the pink color had returned to the skin. No lasting damage at all.


I've told others of this and they said, “That wasn't frost bite, if it had been, there be dead skin rotting off you there in thick layers...that was frost NIP you had.”


Nip? That's all? Felt like hell I can tell you.


**


I guess we were 12 again, later on in that same winter. Think I'd learn? Noooo! There had been a decent snowstorm and Jim and I got it into our heads to go to Slater Park to see what it looked like there after. As with most big storms here, they pull in that Canadian air behind them and it's teen cold but not that single digit stuff..most times.


I think we were on some fantasy trip, we were going to be like trekkers, going across the Yukon on foot. Out in the wild woods where the storm had to have been worse! It was also a bit of a challenge, who would wuss out first and want to go home.


It was amazing to me to see it though. Huge fields layered in that snow. The trees cracking as the wind whipped them. The sap froze in them and you could hear that CRACK as they bent. We tramped around for a couple of hours, just looking at it all. I can remember seeing a huge swath of snow being blow up by the wind, rising into air before it showered us. Cool!


By the time we got onto the middle of pond, we both were getting cold. We would do that you know, go out onto the ice and then stomp it to see if it would crack. There was no danger of drowning as the depth never was more than four feet deep there. After “testing” the ice, which was thickly solid, we both looked at one another with, “You done? I am..bet you are too.”


So we trudge back and that was the worst. We had to face that north west wind that wouldn't relent and I could feel that shiver coming one. We were not miles and miles from home at all, just on the edge of that forest that begins on the Massachusetts border, but you trudge through a foot of snow and it does slow you down.


We make it to Newport Ave and I tell Jim, “I'm going into that Newport Creamery, to warm up!” He agrees and we both go in, snow dusted and looking cold and stiff.


We stand there in the reception area and a waitress asked if we wanted a table. “Noooo, we just want to stand there and warm up.”


Where were you? How long were you out for? She asks.


The park, out on the ice, the woods...couple of hours.”


The manager happened to be walking by and hears this.


Out in the woods? Out on the ice? Why?” he asks


We wanted to see what it would be like after a snowstorm, how bad it was out there.” I tell him.


He rolls his eyes like any adult or parent would then tells us to sit at the counter and gives us free hot chocolate.


Today...you wouldn't see me forty feet from my car if I was in that park after a storm. I would gladly wuss out if it's that bad and can cowardly run back to my car to warm up.

 

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