Well,
that last piece I wrote was an angry tirade. Ah, so what. I'm not
apologizing.
*****
I
found out another reason why like telling stories here. I like
hearing myself talk. My Dad used to say this about me all the time,
which I strongly denied. I guess he was right.
So,
I now will content myself yapping once more. Yeah, it's a form of
mental masturbation, which I find nothing wrong
with. So what if it's unproductive. Whacking off is unproductive
too.
*****
The
older you get the more you realize that you don't know it all. Do
you remember being 14? I do. I knew it all then. I'm 48 now and know
that there are huge swaths of life I know little about.
I've
never been married. There are those who pat me on the back and say,
“Damn, aren't you lucky!” So, I know nothing about marriage
except the little things I'm told. I suppose I can surmise what it's
like. But what I can comprehend is divorce, as I'm seeing more and
more now. We non-marrieds can grasp that easily due to it being so
shamelessly public.
I
can't lay out here the finalized and impending divorces I know about,
so I have to make an amalgam to hide the participants. This will be
from a guy's perspective as the stories I hear are from the boys.
I'll add that I know it takes two to tango and very probably both
sides are guilty as sin for dissolving a marriage. What I'll speak
of is my reaction to hearing about these slow motion train wrecks.
My
God, they are train wrecks though. It's something to see a couple who
once were luvy-duvy, denigrate into vicious contenders. I remember
the weddings, I was there for most of them. It was nothing but cake
and bright futures. But since I didn't know the intimate day to day
details of their married life, it's a bit of a shock to see them
suddenly explode like a bar brawl spilling onto the sidewalk. These
couples fight like fisher cats.
“Huh...and
I thought they were doing alright?” I'd think.
What
spooks me are the little guerrilla attacks the couple will assault
each other with. I knew of one pissed off husband who very cleverly
destroyed the home they once lived in by flooding it via the forced
hot water radiator system. He attacked a water supply to the cellar
pipes, opened up the highest, third floor radiator and left the
house. It basically rained indoors for a couple days, down
through all three floors. The house then could not be sold in the
condition it was, except at fire sale prices.
Or
this. A wife was secretly, for the past several years, skimming the
profits of her husband's business, in cash, to a safe deposit box
she opened in her name only. She was smart enough to keep the paper
trail to a bare minimum as she planned her escape. The amount the
husband tells me is near $80,000.
“Dammit!
Not only did she keep that, she got the house and half of the other
accounts as well! It took me fifteen years to build that up...now
it's wiped out! I built that up...me..not her!”
Or,
a wife going on a fucking binge with every guy she could meet when
she found out her husband was having an affair. “Oh, I'll
get you!” I can imagine her saying. “You
shoved that knife in my gut? I'll twist a larger one into YOURS!”
The
worst in people certainly comes right out huh?
I
stand by the sidelines, watching the players tackle one another and I
think to myself, “Thank God I'm not allowed to play this game.”
At
48, I know I don't “know it all” and in some instances, that's
perfectly fine by me.
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