Every
Fourth of July we meet and have one of those pre-made clam bakes you
can order from most seafood stores. It's not bad really, they pack
it full with all you need, you add water/beer and fire up for thirty
minutes and then you're done.
For
some reason we've always had the ones created with a Portuguese
twist, it's filled with chorizo. Along with it is the lobster,
steamers, corn, mussels and red potatoes which is pretty standard.
I
never had lobster until I was thirty and here's why. When our family
went to the beaches down in South Kingston, we would end the day in
Galilee to poke around and eat at the Portside Restaurant. Today the
Portside would make me vomit with it's dishwater chowder, but that's
another story.
Each
time we ended up there, my Dad would order the boiled lobster. I'd
get the scallops prepared in whatever way I was feeling that night.
So, the waitress would finally come with our order and I'd see her
lay down in front of my Dad, the ugliest insect you could imagine, a
red lobster.
By
the time I was twelve I've seen a lot of those lobsters, alive or
cooked and they looked like freaks of nature. Or, they reminded me
of the world's largest evil looking spiders. Those spindly legs with
two huge weapons in front and antenna just proved to me they meant me
harm. I couldn't understand my Dad's reaction to
eating them, how could anything like that taste good? To top it off
as well, you had to tear it apart, smash it open in order to get at
the “meat” inside. Of course it was a GIANT INSECT, all insects
have an exoskeleton, just like this lobster had.
In
my 20's, when we had some spending money from our first jobs, we'd
all go out to eat at times and I'd see my friends order these
repulsive varmints. Again, I'd hear them “ooohing and ahhing”
over the taste. “How come you never get a lobster Ron?” I'd
always get asked. I would say I was interested in something else and
they retorted that nothing was better than a
lobster.
Years
passed and I finally had one, back in 1994.
I
was at Johnson & Wales culinary division when this Austrian Chef
was showing us how to prepare these things. Lobster Thermidor,
Lobster Newburg, Baked Stuffed Lobster with Alaskan King Crab,
Lobster Fra Diablo and just plain steamed. We had about forty of
these crickets cooked up and I decided, “I'm going to have one just
to find out what the excitement is all about.”
I
chose the simplest, the steamed lobster. I sat down, quietly busted
mine open as I didn't want to show my virginity on “how do you eat
this thing” at my age then. I dipped the claw meat into the butter
and popped it into my mouth, waiting to see Jesus.
I
chewed, noticed a slight ocean flavor and...and...nothing.
“This
is it? I thought to myself. “This is what they go ga-ga for?”
I
was NOT impressed. We had an Austrian Chef from the Tyrol skiing
region who managed the best hotels in Innsbruck cook these. If a
competent chef, who prepared this, can't make me see the Promised
Land as I ate this, then lobster was waaay over rated. It struck me
as pedestrian.
I've
ordered them several times after in various ways and each time my
reaction was pretty much the same...'Yeah, this is lobster...I
guess it's alright.”
When
it comes to seafood, nothing can beat out scallops, fried ones at
that too. If you want to see someone in near ecstasy, watch me eat
scallops. It's too bad they are so small and it takes a ton of work
to get them from the ocean to my plate, but then again, so are
diamonds. To me, both are rare and take a bit of work to bring out
the beauty.
Now
after writing this, I want scallops, lots of them.
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