This
is the East Side Checker Club on Benefit St in Pawtucket. As a little
kid, my parents would take us here to eat on certain Fridays. I was
six then and I thought the food was horrible as they spiced and
herb-ed their fare to death. I have since grown up and can tolerate
the spices and such, but as a small kid, it was over the top for me.
Here's
what I did sometimes to escape from having to eat it.
The
Checker Club has these very thick, heavy, high backed booths where
they sat you. If you wanted a more open table, they had those too but
it was the same rough hewn, Medieval furniture. The chairs probably
weighed 40lbs a piece.
Since
I was a very young boy, my Dad would forever order me the half
chicken with penne pasta. Time after time he'd order it. The
chicken was strongly flavored with garlic, oregano and thyme. The
tomato sauce was just as potent. These seasonings made me gag on it.
I wasn't ready for such robust spicing at that age. Don't forget,
none of us had any experience with Italian food in Pawtucket way back
then as we were either, Irish or Polish.
I
would pick, push and prod the chicken and eat it as slowly as I
could, gulping down a good dose of soda to kill the flavor with each
swallow. I would then be harangued to “finish” up what was on my
plate and it became a quiet battle. “I had enough” I'd say.
“Nope, finish what you have there.” he'd say back. We'd go on
like that till I hoped he'd get tired.
What
was first rate about those monster booths were that they had a good
sized gap between them and the wall. I'd sit there, eating like an
anorexic, letting the food fall from my fork as I stuffed it into my
mouth and waiting for the right moment. It would come eventually, as
Dad lost all focus on me as he was enjoying his Manhattan cocktails
with dinner.
I'd
then deftly sneak the half eaten chicken I hated so much down into
that gap between the booth and wall. I'd plop my napkin on the plate
and sit there, quietly, as if I finished up. Dad never figured it
out. The waitress would come, clean off the table and my parent's
would order coffee and finish up.
I
managed to do this for a couple of weeks or more, I forget. When we
returned one time we were given an open table in the middle of the
restaurant. My Dad asked why and he was told that the only booths
were “reserved.” He thought that odd as they never reserved the
booths at all before.
Later
on that night while waiting for our coats from the coat girl, I
overheard the owner/manager telling one of the waitresses that he
figured out where that awful rotting smell of meat was coming from.
It was in between the booth and the wall and that it was always a
half eaten chicken. I then surmised that we were given the open
table because I could not hide any food out in the open like that.
As
he told that story to the waitress, I thought it odd how he was
smirking at me. I now know he wanted me to hear.
He
figured me out.
But
today, the food there is top notch if you like family fare in a
restaurant that decors itself in dark Elizabethan furniture, deep
pile orange carpets and walls like Olde England. I swear the same,
sort of piggish waitress from 1969 might still be serving there.
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