Sunday, December 23, 2012

How the Other Half Lives


There are so many things that I never knew about.


Last night I was talking to some employees of the Gillette Stadium up in Foxboro. One was a manager for security and the other an event coordinator for the corporate boxes. Both had some great stories.


The event coordinator opened my eyes to the amount of money that's spent at Gillette. His job is to make sure the corporate box is fully stocked with anything, and I mean anything they want and need for the game. He told me that it's not just games they use them for. If the owner of the box wants to use it a three AM on a January night, they can.


I'll get a list of what the sponsors want and I have to find it, get it or somehow procure it for the day's event. Whatever the client wants, we get it, but we charge them for it, even if it's a bag of popcorn.”


One time, I had to find a case of Jean-Marc XO Vodka, which is distilled nine times and costs $50 a bottle, a case is $300. We charge them $1,000 for it, since we're getting it and setting it up. I tried it. There is no vodka smell and goes down like water. I kid you not.”


They'll pay that much?” I ask.


Oh sure, they have the bucks. We constantly have caviar set ups all the time. We'll whack them hard on that, but they are entertaining people, so caviar they get. The tips they leave behind at the end of the day for the waitstaff can easily run past $2,000, if they're good and drunk during the game. If some guy wants us to run down stairs to get him a six-pack of shit Budweiser beer, we'll hit him for $40, and they pay it.”


He tells me a corporate box costs $1 million and you have to lease it out for a term of eight years. That's not including everything you want for that box. Food, chefs, waitstaff, bar tenders and runners to find you a pack of Marlboros. So it easily runs past $8 million in the course of their lease.


Any great stories?” I ask


Well, I can't name the pharmaceutical company, but they're sort of based near 128. We had to let in some guy from the Latin Kings who was supplying them with cocaine and there were these three Russian girls, about 20 years old, if that, who we had to escort to the box. The box owners then kicked me out and the waitstaff for about an hour. You can guess what happened.”


Rich frat boy party, huh?” I say.


He goes on. “Yeah, partying with the best-est and most-est. We're told by management to look the other way and keep quiet. To tell you the truth, most of the corporate parties are boring affairs. A lot of these guys are so uptight that loosening their tie during a game is as about as far as they go...Then there's the occasional crazy party, like the pharmaceutical one I managed.”


*****


The only time I saw a corporate box is looking up at one while at the stadium. I'm just another serf sitting in the cheap seats.


*****


The other guy was one of the heads of security at Gillette. He tells me you can't pick your nose without them recording that to a DVD. He says every inch of the property is covered by cameras and they record it all.


One day, we got a complaint from a women who was at a concert and she had lost her diamond ring. We knew where she sat because the tickets have bar codes and are scanned as you enter. We know where you sat, who you are, where your from and which event you attended...alot of information. So I had them pull all the security DVDs from where she sat and we went through them. Our cameras can read the date on a dime in lousy lighting if they have to.”


Anyways, we go through the recordings and my guy tells me he spotted the diamond ring being picked up by one of our own security staff and then pocketing it. I called this guy in and told him, 'You have one chance to keep your job, hand up the ring.' He did.”


I ask him what sucks about the job and he tells me the PC problems. PC, “protective custody” is where they drag all the drunks, kids ripped on booze and ecstasy to a holding area where they have EMT's watch you to see if your about to die or just need to dry out a bit. He hates it because alot of drunks are just belligerant children.


It's the baby sitting part of the job, if they're on our property, they're our children and we have to keep them safe.”


He said he's done security for many venues across the US. I ask him which was the best and he surprised me with an answer that had nothing to do with security.


Red Rocks outside of Denver.”


Now I've heard of Red Rocks. It's a natural ampitheater. Nature carved out this bowl in mountain rock and it lends itself to a stage and an audience.


You could be on stage at Red Rocks, speak out some words, like your name...and without amplification, it'll naturally be heard in the cheap seats way up top.”


He tells me he's also a bit of a nature nut, hiker, camper and his time spent in Denver was his best. The mountains aren't that far and the whole area is just begging you to have fun outside.


Not only is it beautiful, the Colorado crowd that usually attends the venues aren't assholes like we are on the East Coast. They just want to see the show and I didn't have a lot of problems with drunks, fights or the like compared to Gillette....and don't get me started on the security problems at Comcast/Great Woods either. You have no idea how lousy it is to control at crowd at Great Woods, it's not set up for security in the least, it's wide open and the kids do whatever the hell they want.”


He says he'd love to go back to Colorado but Red Rocks isn't large enough to provide the income from a job like at Gillette.
 
Red Rocks Ampitheater
 

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