Ok, so I'll tell you the story of how
my brother with his dark sense of humor, ended up saving two kids
from the insane temper of their abusive father.
I myself had something to do with it,
a lot really. I goaded my brother into doing it. I procured the
materials needed and acted as look out.
Before child abuse was a real crime,
before there was national outrage over it, smacking your kid around
in public was ignored by most people. Many refused to interfere with
families that bashed their kids pretty heavily as well, as long as it
didn't end up in broken bones. I know of one case, which I've written
about before, where one girl had a constantly broken right or left
arm and who saved her? It wasn't the State but her aunt. No one
really interfered in that particular family either, save a relative.
The Carlsons who I used to play with
were a family of three boys and one very short tempered Dad who went
from calm to ballistic in about four seconds. The parents corralled
their boys like you would a pen of dogs, with shouts, threats and
promises of treats. I suppose that was the only tactic they had in
their repertoire in raising three rambunctious boys. There was
nothing in the way of parenting classes in the
70's and anyone going to one, had there been any, would've been
laughed off the block.
One day, my brother was driving home in
his Nova and passed the Carlson house to see this. The middle boy,
Pauly, was scrambling as fast as he could on all fours, across the
lawn while his Dad was kicking him. Pauly would put out his arm to
block the kicks but ended up getting that arm whacked. My brother
slowed the car down to a crawl, as Mr Carlson continued to kick his
middle son in the back with his size eleven feet. Pauly at the time
was ten years old.
Mr Carlson didn't stop even as he was
being watched. Pauly managed to get to his feet, find the gate and
flee down the street, escaping his Dad's wrath for the moment. If he
could disappear for an hour or so, Dad would be calm by then.
Ken was relating this story to me in
complete shock. “I can't believe that nutbag! He watched me watch
him kick his kid like a dog!”
“So? That happens about three times a
month there, it's nothing new” I say with a brush-off attitude.
It's true. I had seen much more besides his kids being kicked. One
time Pauly showed up, lifted his shirt and showed us the red welt of
a belt, and belt buckle across his back.
Still, Ken was incensed at seeing this.
About a month later, as my brother was
getting stoned and watching Monty Python's Flying Circus and I
watching him getting goofier, decided to bring up that event he saw.
For whatever reason he and I were trading jokes, stories and what
have you when we got back on the subject of the Carlsons. This might
have been 10 PM on a Saturday night.
I, being the little terrorist that I
could be then, opined how funny it would be to spray paint, “Child
Kicker!” on face of his garage door, which shown down the entire
street and anyone approaching from the south end would have a bird's
eye view of it the whole way up.
My brother, stops talking and slowly
turns his head and stares at me. It was that look people have when
the proverbial light bulb goes off in their head.
“That's an excellent idea! You can
sneak down there and do it! I'll take a picture of it!”
After hearing myself being volunteered
for this operation, I start backing out right away. Getting caught
vandalizing the hell out of someone's property was beyond even my
idea of retribution.
I then throw the idea back into his
lap. Instead of painting his garage, he should
spray paint the street right in front of his house. I leave the room,
go into the cellar and find a half pint can of gold spray paint. I
bring it up to my brother, shaking it hard, clacking that little
mixing ball inside of it.
“C'mon...I know you want to do it!”
as I shake the can in front of his face.
It took a few minutes of convincing
him. I kept dredging up the scene he saw when he was driving home
that day. I then sealed the deal by acting as lookout if anyone
should notice him doing this.
By this time it was around 2 AM and we
shut the lights, TV and everything else off in our house. We looked
like another home that was fast asleep and we tried to stifle our
giggles should we wake our Mom. We got into our dark Wrangler jeans,
which were so deeply dyed indigo that they might have passed for
black. For shirts, we found some of our darkest ones. Ken then tells
me that if we should be discovered, don't be stupid and run home. Run
in the opposite direction like a jack rabbit and make my way home via
the back fence
We quietly snuck out the kitchen door
and walked down the street on it's darkside away from the street
lights. I then started over by Mr. Ward's high bushes to hide myself
and keep an eye and ear out for any late night cars or prying eyes.
My brother, then, runs to the cross of
the T where our street and another met and got on his hands and knees
and started to spray. What was funny was that he wasn't spraying a
small sign, the message was about seven feet by three feet in size.
He had to keep repositioning himself to get the whole thing done.
Here's what was spray painted on the
street with a HUGE arrow pointing directly at the Carlson house.
Don't forget, it's 7 feet long by 3 feet wide. You can't miss it!
We scrambled back, barely hiding our
guffawing and back into our bedroom. We were successful, no one saw
us.
The next morning, my brother had awoke
much earlier than I did. He came upstairs as I was finally getting
up and he tells me;
“I sort of took a walk to CVS, ya
know, get a copy of Time magazine (which he had in his hands) and I
saw every Carlson kid out there with paint rollers and a tray of gray
paint.” He then bust out laughing.
“The bastard SENT his kids out there
to paint it over!”
My brother left my room giggling to
himself.
After getting ready, I rode my bike
down the street to see the Carlson kids finishing up, and filling up,
this huge gray square of gray paint on the street. Acting surprised
and all innocent, I ask what they're doing.
The eldest boy Steve rushes up to me
to inspect my hands.
“What are you doing? I ask.
“Do you have any gold spray paint!
HUH?” Steven was a bit angry and paranoid at the same time.
I shoot back, “What the hell are you
talking about? Why? You want spray paint for the thing your painting
on the street? Why are you painting the street anyway?
Steve, once asked what he was doing,
backed away and brushed me off with the wave of his arm. I did very
well at not giving myself away.
Ken and I never told a soul about what
we did. We'd bring the story up to ourselves during the week, with my
brother goofing...”Ah Ha Ha! I love social condemnation!” Since
we did such a great job at never being caught, the entire
neighborhood started talking to one another about who did it. None
of the adults suspected kids of pulling this off. For a good month,
till the stories died away, the neighbor's came up with this scenario
and that one, occasionally placing blame on this one or that. They
only ones who would suspect us were the other kids. They knew my
brother and I were good for fucking with people's heads if we were so
in the mood. But none had any evidence to hang this one on us.
But here's what happened that we didn't
predict or tried to accomplish. Mr Carlson didn't touch his kids for
another year, as best as we could tell. All three got a reprieve. My
brother and I didn't set out to have this occur. Hell, it never came
up. What we wanted to do was bust this guys balls in the most public
of all ways. That was the goof of it. However, things turned out a
bit differently.
Now imagine, you wake up one day, and
you find a billboard in front of your house, easily read by all the
neighbors, of some very true fault you have. A fault that borders on
evilness. I suppose you to would change your ways. If not, you'd
slink around, avoiding any eye contact with people as you quickly hop
into your car each morning to go to work. Mr Carlson sure did. He
had a brilliant Scarlet Letter on his forehead for a good while. I
think he got a message my brother and I never sent.
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