We all wear a face for the public, to
our co-workers, friends and strangers. We put on an act. Even to
the ones we are married to or have been friends with for decades. We
have inside of us deficiencies and ancient offenses we slyly cover
up.
It's all about social standing. Which,
I swear, we start to learn in kindergarten. Then we are truly tasked
with the tough job scrambling up the social ladder. It's somewhat
surprising when someone throws down the gauntlet and becomes your
enemy for the sake of competing against you. God, do we learn it
early! Kurt Vonnegut once thought that childhood and the toys we buy
them don't prepare them at all for what's to come. “I doubt that
any playthings could prepare a child for one millionth of what is
going to hit him in the teeth, ready or not.” I forget who said it
but “high school” doesn't end at high school, you're playing that
game till you get old and useless. I say it starts way earlier than
that. You learn all about promoting what's good about you and hiding
what's “bad” at an earlier age.
There are times now that I'll have a
conversation and something will come up where I'll say, “Hey, I'm
taking certain faults to the grave...no one will
find those out!” Then I'll jokingly point an accusatory finger at
my friend and add, “...and so will YOU!”
Before I had any real depth of
experience with the world and people, I would genuinely be surprised
at some revelation exposed in others. “Wow! I never imagined that
about him/her!” Now it doesn't bug me in the least. Why? Because
when you seen this occur countless times, it becomes ordinary. I'm
reminded of the BTK killer out in Oklahoma. When interviewed, one of
the neighbors was surprised. “He was such a nice man, so quiet and
kept a nice lawn.” Well, no one who has a bag of hidden sins is
going to parade that in public. Whether it be a guy who has a fetish
for fur or you've murdered 34 people. Admitting you cuddle with mink
or have murder implements in your home, sort of knocks your standing
down with the community.
*****
I learned a bit of information about an
acquaintance the other day. The guy struck me genuinely as a “nice
guy.” My estimation of him wasn't incorrect as everyone else
thought the same of him as well.
(This has nothing to do with this
piece. I have Pandora radio on my headphones now and it's set to a
Lite 70s rock station. I swear all that music was created out of the
Alan Alda-types, Women's Lib and “sensitive male” thingy that
was in vogue then.)
Anyways, back to the story.
This nice guy did love to put on a buzz
with craft beers, or if he was broke, with cheap and lousy craft
beer. I never did suspect he had a problem with alcohol. There are
two kinds of alcoholics, functional ones and dysfunctional ones.
Functional alcoholics manage to get good and greased on the weekends
but can show up Monday ready for work. They also can maintain some
steady control on their driving, relationships and the day to day
chores that makes your life move along on a straight line. For these
people, alcohol isn't a problem. This is what I thought
this nice guy I'm talking about was all about.
I come to find out he was busted a week
or so ago with a blood alcohol content that was outrageous. He scored
above a .35 on a State Police breathalyzer. That's an Olympic feat!
It would take far less to knock me out. I'd be in the gutter
looking like a drowned, greasy looking rat. Some guys can pack it
away I guess.
Other information came out about him.
WJAR was more than willing to publish as much embarrassing
information on him as they could. This guy had two prior DUI
convictions as well. This, I never knew about.
Upon learning this, I had no surprise,
no shock. I had no global change in my judgment of him. I just
added that piece of information I know of him and filed it away like
a bored office assistant. What did get my brain running were the
costs of a lawyer to fight a third offense, which you can't when you
register a BAC that's a near all-time-record on the Attorney
General's computer database.
Good luck to him.
Had I been a much younger man, I
would've been blown away by these revelations, even a bit snarky
about his mistakes. It's very easy to feel good about yourself when
you unfairly compare yourself to someone who has fallen. But now how
do I react? It's no biggie. (I like using LA surfer talk!) What
happens as you get older is that you learn finally that people are
people and you aren't so quick to condemn.
What do I mean? I mean that after years
of witnessing everything you have, you hopefully learn to stop that
excoriating judgment. There's no need for witch burnings when damn
near everyone screws up royally. I suppose you can shake your head
at those who continually keep fucking up with same problems. However,
even with that, you know how damned hard it is to change yourself
too, so why point a finger and stamp “hypocrite” on your
forehead.
What's the use of crucifying people in
public? Those who demand and engage in the open destruction of the
fallen, are just dumping all pent up rage, the stuff that's gone
wrong in their lives. They have someone they can
beat on with that old Freudian trick, displacement. If you can't take
your anger, misery out on the person who injured you, you can find
safer one to target. You want to find the most eager prick in a lynch
mob who's salivating at the chance to vomit all their personal pain?
It's the guy leading them, carrying the noose.
I'm no Bible Thumper, but the saying,
“Judge not, lest ye be judged” makes a lot of sense.
You're going to want me on your jury
someday.
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