Wednesday, November 12, 2014

We're All Gonna DIE!



Yep, we're all gonna suffer and die in the most horrific of ways! Again!


 
WJAR probably still has a “comment” section on their weather site. A while back, after RJ Heim ranted on and on about...SNOW for an upcoming forecast, all we ended up getting was a dusting. The reason for this storm was that a warm front had pushed through and at first, they flurry a lot then...nothing occurs as it's as WARM FRONT.


 
This didn't deter Heim who had probably been ordered by management at WJAR to hype the shit out of this event for ratings. So I can't really blame him.


I once commented to WJAR about this and my response was from no other than John Gihorse. He was sarcastic as hell at first about my ranting about the “desperate sounding” forecast. When I mentioned to him that this front had pushed itself all the way to the Canadian border, promising us nothing but warmer temps, he responds with; “Well, I can make no comment about various personalities here at WJAR.” He dumped this into Heim's lap.


 
I gave it up as it wasn't really an issue to push further. I did it out of peevishness about the new tact weathermen were taking. Every weather “event” was a 9-11 now...and it's not done to warn us...is it?


 
Recently, WBZ was great for this. Over the past two summers, every time their radar finds a bit of rotation in a thunderstorm out in western Massachusetts, they pre-empt their regular television so weathermen can scare you with probabilities on tornado growth. It's usually good for thirty minutes of Fright Night television...and the tornado doesn't form. Or if one does, it's an F1 and not those mile-wide F5 bastards that rip across Kansas.


 
Now we have a dreaded Polar Vortex. Guess what? There's always a polar vortex. I come to find out there's one over the North pole...always! It can deform and send an eddy down our way and we get mighty cold...but not FOREVER and EVER!


 
When news cycles get so boring they have to bring in weather doom stories...


 
Whatever happened to the head line: “Man Bites Dog?”
 
 
 

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